What You Crave vs What You Need
  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.
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neonbrightblack:

Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.

#194 A mucous membrane covers its body. Touching it barehanded will cause a shooting pain.
1kidsentertainment:

tylertheponyrp:

1kidsentertainment:

when u see the booty

FUCKING BROCK’S EYES

please don’t

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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PROMOTION

yo you guys should follow my sister’s new blog

theroseonyourcoffindoor

she’s awesome and stuff

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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

it’s that time of year again

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